some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
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you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Exactly^
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2/? people I adore:
Alex Gaskarth (All Time Low)
“Don’t throw yourself out on another’s whim. People change, as do intentions and as a result, consequences. Live for yourself – love those around you, but realize that they’ve got their own agendas. People will screw you – You will screw people…”
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if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
(Source: bowlingforsoup, via leaningnow-intothebreeze)
i’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due monday
of last week
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do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
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when ur talking to someone and u dont know what to say and u just
josh just needs to calm it sometimes
one of those times is now
omg ily
oh my god josh
(Source: imposswald, via leaningnow-intothebreeze)
